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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5419 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
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