CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!

Propaganda, Ukraine, opinion, SURVIVE, Conflict

So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?

But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.

So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

text messages, instant messaging, messaging apps, Messaging, efficiency

sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

cognitive impairment, severe exposures, occupational exposure, long-term effects, world trade center

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE

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Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

Server Uptime, Chronos V3, germany, Semi Vanilla, Creative Server

Phoenix Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Version	1.20.4 with Experimental Features
Available Resources	Abundance of resources, with quick collection
Key Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

Revamp Plans

Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.

Player Invitation

People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.

Server Details

Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime

Discord Link

Join our Discord community here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are all players allowed on the server?	Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted.
What are the key features of the server?	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

MemeCraft Server

shika no ko, dank memes, meme trend, Memecraft, meme template

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the break of dawn. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Shika no Ko” challenge, where you must hunt down elusive derrhorns while dodging exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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EuroCrusade Minecraft Server

Europe, Flags, anticipation, EuroCrusade, football

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you back to the days of medieval crusades? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re leading your own army into battle against your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the Turkish National Team is considering naming their captain Saladin after playing on our server. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious gaming experience!

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No Auntie Dress Code Minecraft Server

Code, personal expression, teenage angst, music school event, dress up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up like a fancy piano player is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for our weekly “concerts” where all players must wear a white shirt, tie, and dress slacks to participate. Don’t worry, if you don’t follow the dress code, your PS5 might mysteriously disappear!

Experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual aunt and mom about your outfit choices, just like in real life! Show off your rebellious side by refusing to conform to societal norms and dressing up for a “stupid kids’ concert.” Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion faux pas and family feuds collide in the most outrageous ways. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the best-dressed player in the game, even if it means sacrificing your gaming console. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove that you’re not just another block in the Minecraft world? Join us now and let the dress-up drama begin!

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GFHumiliationCraft

Miscommunication., clarification, guy friend, Apology, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!

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MineHappyLand

happiness is a state of mind, MineHappyLand, feeling happy, happy thoughts, inner happiness

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PixelPrison Minecraft Server

hostage deal, Terrorism, Demands, hostage crisis, Hamas

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

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Bobicraft Hytale

Phoenix Minecraft Server

Overview

Revamp Plans

Player Invitation

Discord Link

FAQ