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Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8739
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2793	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Votes:	2303

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6506

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	8683
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mines Excavated:	3860	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	159	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Star Shards Collected:	253	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7167
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old races in the game? Well, have no fear because a NEW RACE has just dropped on our server – the gay bird people! Yes, you heard that right, you can now soar through the skies and build your nest in the clouds.

But wait, there’s more! These bird people come with customizable features, so you can make your character truly unique. Want rainbow feathers and sparkly wings? No problem! The possibilities are endless.

Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where you can fly high and conquer the skies with your fabulous feathered friends. Don’t miss out on this EPIC opportunity to be part of the gay bird revolution!

FloodCraft: Dubai Edition

biblical, climate change, cloud seeding, disaster preparedness, disaster response, DUBAI, Edition, emergency, emergency management, environmental impact, extreme weather, FloodCraft, Flooding, global warming, Infrastructure, MIDDLE EAST, natural disaster, negligence, urban flooding, water management, Wealthy, weather

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	186494

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life disasters like biblical flooding in Dubai caused by a rich dude who left his faucet on too long! 🌊💰

Join our server and build your own virtual Dubai without worrying about climate change or cloud seeding ruining your plans. 🏗️☀️

Explore our vast world filled with luxurious skyscrapers and golden deserts, where you can create your own oasis of wealth and power. 💎🏜️

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be! 🤪🎮

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your own Dubai of dreams! 💫🏙️

CraftyCreeperz – Where Endermen Wear Bowties

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because on our server, you can participate in SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books while fending off crazy creatures!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you’ll be serving up ramen to hungry Minecraft characters? It’s a ramen-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, get ready for the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) event where you’ll face off against the toughest foes wearing heavy armor. It’s a battle like no other!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can also join the Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council event where you’ll be crunching numbers and fighting off enemies at the same time. It’s a multitasking extravaganza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe!

JesusCraft: Where converting for diamonds is totally acceptable!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	8640
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a server that will not only provide endless fun, but also help you find love? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and you might just meet the Christian girl of your dreams with traditional values. Who cares if you don’t believe in God? Love knows no bounds in our world!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop diamonds instead of rainbows, talking pigs that give out enchanted weapons, and friendly creepers that just want to give you a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Gamerz Reborn: The Minecraft Server of Epicness

box office, creature feature, critical reception, cult classic, entertainment industry, epicness, film analysis, Flop, Franchise, Gamera, Gamerz, giant turtle, Japanese cinema, kaiju, Minecraft, monster battles, monster design, monster legacy, monster movie, movie industry, REBIRTH, reborn, science fiction, Server, Special effects

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of bedrock? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens that rain down TNT, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly (yes, you read that right!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Pig and claim its treasure?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes? Or the fact that our ender dragons have been trained to perform synchronized swimming routines in the Nether?

So why did it flop, you ask? Because it’s just too darn EPIC for the average player to handle. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those explosive chickens).