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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9027 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9564 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur bones stronger? well, do i have the place for u! this server is like a magical place where ur character’s bones will become as strong as diamonds cuz we got some crazy association between osteoporosis and the rate of telomere shortening happening here.
imagine ur character running around, mining blocks and fighting mobs with bones so strong they could break obsidian with a single punch. u’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, the telomere shortening thing means ur character will age slower, so u can play on this server for like, forever.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate bone warrior. who needs diamond armor when u have bones of steel? let’s get this party started, woohoo!
