CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

Stereotypes, societal pressures, Insecurity, relationships, Sexuality

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win

BETTING, high roller, Gamers, casino games, WIN

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! 🎲💰 Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? 🃏💎

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! ⚔️💎

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! 💰🔥

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

MAYHEM, diamond tools, industrial tools, boreway, grinding wheels

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	156940	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.

– We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.

– Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!

lives, LiverCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

creative minds, Expression, human spirit, ARTISTRY, Authorship

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

farts, creeper, republicans, donald trump, foul stench

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	New Chunks Explored:	490913
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

5th Anniversary Livestream, Kaiten, Hards, lol, PVs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

sentiment, femcels, people, Hypocrisy, terf

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	57
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

Previous thread, internet culture, Edition, Communication, Online Community

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	800983
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

egypt, Sphinx, culture, Minecraft, CREEPERS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Farms Harvested:	297	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	7801
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

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