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  • Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤯 Join Now! The Server Will Override Your Reality! 🚀

    Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly the greatest in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be dead or missing – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories galore.– Join today to question your reality!

    Cursed Features You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Feature Description
    Time-Color Spectrum What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever!
    Living Antigravity Soup Craft a soup that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger.
    Invisible Blocks of Happiness Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*.
    Cursed Villager Trades Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right!
    Enderman Karaoke Night Sing nonexistent songs with endermen, even if you can’t hear them!

    FAQ: Because You Definitely Have Questions… Or Not!

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.

    Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!

    Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!

    Random Quotes From The Hazy Abyss

    “This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”

    “Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”

    “Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Simp to Schizo 1.20

    Simp to Schizo 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

    Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

    So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

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  • r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

    r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

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  • NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

    NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

    What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

    What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

    Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

    Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

    So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

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  • What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersVegas Matt is a talented entertainer and entrepreneur based in Las Vegas. With a background in performing arts and event production, he has built a reputation for delivering high-energy and engaging performances. Vegas Matt is known for his charismatic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences of all sizes. In addition to his work as a performer, he is also a successful business owner, offering a range of entertainment services for events and venues throughout the Las Vegas area. Vegas Matt is passionate about bringing joy and excitement to his audiences and is dedicated to providing top-notch entertainment experiences.

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  • Royal Island SkyBlock

    Royal Island SkyBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Royal Island SkyBlock, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. Royal Island SkyBlock provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment. Where everything is earnable FOR FREE Including All RANKS

    15.204.129.166

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  • SkyShard

    SkyShard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

    Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

    Features:

    Progressive OneBlock: Break blocks to unlock new stages, including custom biomes, mobs, and bosses! Challenging Quests: Complete unique challenges and quests to earn valuable rewards. Economy & Player Shops: Trade with other players, build your own shops, and dominate the market! Epic Events: Join regular PvP and PvE events to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Friendly Community: Play solo or team up with a vibrant, welcoming community of adventurers. Are you ready to turn a single block into your empire? The skies await you in Skyshard—start your adventure today!

    IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

    play.skyshard.xyz

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  • Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

    Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /aiwg/ AI Waifu General

    Minecraft SMP: /aiwg/ AI Waifu General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can create your very own waifus and talk about them all day long! Don’t believe us? Check out our waifu local guide for all the tips and tricks you need to create the perfect digital companion.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with the latest AI technology, from unstable AI to deep floyd IF. You can even generate images from text or chat with our AI buddies on Bing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Flux 1-schnell AI for a truly mind-blowing experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI madness and create the craziest waifus you’ve ever seen. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? See you on the server, egg-cuuz me monsieur edition enthusiasts!

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair? Look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

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