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r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Buildings Constructed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

MidievalSMP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

_____________________________________ The Best Survival Server on the site (; _____________________________________

Dilster.minehut.gg

PixelPlex

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

survival server / 5 privates for 5,750,000 blocks / 15 homes / arena bosses / each personal enderworld

95.30.222.69

Huzaifa smp

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8738	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Server IP: HuZaIfASmPS1.aternos.me:46971

HuZaIfASmPS1.aternos.me:46971

EpicMC Rocks

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

A unique platform where you learn coding with Minecraft! Use a drag/drop paradigm to connect blocks together to create your own mods! Create minigames or play some of ours.

epicmc.rocks

Mustard s smp

Adventure, Antigrief, Auction, Balanced Economy, bedrock, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	695
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

“Mustards SMP: A Thrilling Dive into a Survival SMP Minecraft Server”

Embark on a journey into the heart of Epic Adventures, a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Minecraft server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this carefully crafted world, survival is not just about overcoming monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and discovering unique treasures hidden within custom crates.

Immersive Survival Gameplay: Epic Adventures maintains the true essence of survival gameplay. Players are encouraged to gather resources, build, and collaborate to navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

Custom Crates Extravaganza: The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

Dynamic Player-Driven Economy: Epic Adventures boasts a robust player-driven economy, fostering trade, shops, and a thriving marketplace. Resources, items, and even crate keys can be traded among players, creating a dynamic and interconnected economic ecosystem.

Unique In-Game Currency: To power the server’s economy, a distinctive in-game currency has been introduced. Players earn this currency through mining, farming, trading, and completing challenges, providing a tangible value to in-game activities.

Challenging Events and Quests: Spice up your survival journey by participating in challenging events and quests. These activities offer substantial rewards, including rare items, experience points, and exclusive crate keys, enhancing the overall adventure.

Community Collaboration: Epic Adventures fosters a sense of community and collaboration. Players can form alliances, join towns, and work together on massive building projects. Towns may even establish their own unique economies, creating a network of interconnected communities within the server.

Active Staff and Dynamic Updates: The server is actively managed by a responsive staff, ensuring a seamless experience for all players. Regular updates introduce fresh content, address issues, and unveil new challenges, keeping the gameplay experience dynamic and engaging.

Embark on your adventure in Epic Adventures, a Minecraft server that transcends the ordinary. Discover the thrill of survival, navigate a player-driven economy, and unlock the secrets hidden within custom crates. Your journey in this SMP server promises not just survival, but an epic and immersive experience in the world of Minecraft.

mu3tards.apexmc.co

Minecraft-Mexico

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mines Excavated:	2506
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Survival server in Spanish, with a very friendly and calm community, with more than 5 years of being online, you can find Mini games, Jobs, Ranks, and much more.

104.168.23.82

毛玉线圈物语nyaacat

2b2t, Achievements, Anarchy, Balanced Economy, FANTASY, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2948	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

The Woolly Tales server is committed to providing a simple, reliable, and minimally restricted online Minecraft original survival game experience.play.craft.moe

The Woolly Tales server is a public welfare, non-profit, original survival server. This server does not set permissions other than survival players and administrators, and will not ask for any personal privacy, money or items.

We do not have any charging items, please do not believe any three-dimensional transactions related to this server. Administrators will not add administrative prefixes or suffixes to themselves. If necessary, please call the administrator in the group. Please do not trust any information involving personal privacy and property, please do not disclose it to anyone, or enter your account password or payment information in any place that is not Mojang official or claims to be Mojang official. New players will be given some game currency as gifts. Please do not believe malicious players’ fraud or deception to purchase items of non-equivalent value at high prices or transfer money. Please keep a clear mind and distinguish right from wrong.

play.craft.moe

SkyLegends

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	127

SkyLegends is a SkyBlock Network dedicated to providing our players the best experience possible. Weve custom-tailored some amazing features for you to try out, such as: – Island Upgrades – Minions – Bosses – Custom Enchants and more

play.skylegends.org

EclipsePVP

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

A KitPVP server created by the two YouTubers AZ3M and Deviix on November 7, 2018 and launched on September 1st, 2020. The Server updates ever month to include suggestions made by players.

Our current plan is to add more Kits for KitPVP and develop a Survival game mode.

eclipsepvp.mymc.io

Valheimsmp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

“Join the thrilling world of Valheim SMP, a unique PvP server where adventure and competition merge seamlessly. Introducing our innovative ‘Shards’ system, players are encouraged to engage in exhilarating battles, earning Shards for each victory against their opponents. These coveted Shards are your ticket to exclusive rewards – they can be exchanged for special keys, traditionally available only through real-money purchases. And there’s more: the first 1,000 adventurers to join our realm will be greeted with a grand welcome of two free keys! Don’t miss this chance to elevate your Valheim experience and claim your place among the elite”

play.valheimsmp.net