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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9985 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9915 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!