| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8892 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2691 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1225 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2537 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.
But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.
So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4386 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 859 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1655 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4193 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a killer bunny, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2284 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 72 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7130 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4186 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6297 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8962 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can build your dream venue without worrying about pesky family members causing a scene. Our server is strictly adults-only, so you can focus on saying “I do” to your pixelated partner without any distractions.
Don’t let your sister’s three kids under the age of 10 ruin your big day – join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding experience like no other!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9517 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2795 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4529 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3342 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of jealous players trying to steal your bling).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (who invited them anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4396 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about crazy collectables and chicken politics, then come join us today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world!
