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The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchantments Applied:	84
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Love Letters Sent:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	9707	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	2695
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	161	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Farms Harvested:	666
Magic Items Found:	8492	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7450	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Crops Grown:	2436
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	4749
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Votes:	5195
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Votes:	6407
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	182	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!