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RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5719
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Votes:	5634	New Chunks Explored:	699036
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	978	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8974	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	795784	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ores Mined:	5306
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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