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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

aesthetic surgery, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body modification, boobies, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, breast implants, breast reconstruction, breast surgery, cosmetic surgery, enhancement procedures, Medical Ethics, Minecraft, personal choice, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Surgical procedures, tit implants, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	8830	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	587
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1663
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5027
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	867975	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6045	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	9193
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Emeralds Found:	7624	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!