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ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1207	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	626

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

least favorite states, Minecraft, NoPay4Ohio, smp, states to avoid, states to skip, travel aversions, travel blacklist, travel deal-breakers, travel detours, travel dislikes, travel exclusions, travel limitations, travel no-gos, travel opinions, travel pet peeves, travel preferences, travel restrictions, travel turn-offs, travel veto list, unappealing states, undesirable destinations, unwanted travel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7844	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?

AnxietyCraft

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety triggers, anxiety triggers and coping strategies, anxiety triggers at work, anxiety triggers examples, anxiety triggers in daily life, anxiety triggers in relationships, anxiety triggers list, AnxietyCraft, coping with anxiety, fear, mental health, panic attacks, phobias, stress, triggers, triggers of anxiety

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5672	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are creepers blowing up your builds giving you major anxiety? Join our Minecraft server where creepers are banned for their reckless behavior! No more unexpected explosions ruining your day, just pure, peaceful building and mining fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw epic raves every night. Join them for some bacon-flavored beats and party like you’ve never partied before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire?

So come on down to our server and leave your anxiety at the door – because here, the only thing you’ll be worried about is how to top your latest epic build or out-dance those funky pigs!

Walkers2Maps

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, ancient technology, cartography, city distance, city mapping, distance calculation, distance measurement, eratosthenes, geographic measurement, geographic technology, google maps, historical measurement, historical technology, Mapping, modern navigation, modern technology, navigation, trained walkers, travel technology, Walkers2Maps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mines Excavated:	2171	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Levian Nexus: Where Mods, Survival, and Lag unite! (North America)

America, backups, Chat, Discord, Enjoy, hard drives, intel, Ip:, Lag, Levian, Memory, Mix, Modded, Mods, name change, Network, new, Nexus, north, North America, Pack version, Players, Servers, smp, SSD, Survival, system specs, Talk, unite

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2971
New Chunks Explored:	109832	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ores Mined:	8785	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/minecraft-creative-building/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

We just had a name change and added a new modpack to the mix we have now, Project Architect 2. We’re a new modded network looking for new players to stick around and enjoy what we have to offer. The servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, so there’s always someone to talk to.

System Specs:

System Specs
Intel i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1tb NVME SSD
5 terabyte hard drives for backups

Modpacks:

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v3.3	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v0.33	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	v1.2.4	plexiglass.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address for the modpack you are interested in.

Q: Do you have any specific rules on the server? A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the modpacks? A: Some modpacks may have specific restrictions or guidelines that players must follow. Please refer to the modpack’s description for more information.

Q: Is there a way to communicate with other players outside of the game? A: Yes, we have an active Discord server where players can chat, ask questions, and interact with each other outside of the game.

PixelPotato Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPotato, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8448	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that just won’t stop! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow llama, battle flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate chicken supremacy!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong? The zombies are actually former test subjects who now roam the land in search of brains…and maybe a good recipe for zombie stew.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

EuroMinecraft SMP: >hes not from europe

different culture, diverse background, EuroMinecraft, Europe, expat, foreigner, global citizen, gthes, Immigrant, International, long tail tag, multicultural, non-european, non-european descent, non-european origin, non-local, non-native, not european, not from europe, Outsider, outsider perspective, smp, unique heritage, World Traveler

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	2226	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring European servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t discriminate against non-Europeans! Join us and experience the thrill of playing with people from all over the world, including aliens from outer space (just kidding… or are we?).

Our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! Rumor has it, they never came back down and are now ruling over a kingdom of moon cheese and space cows. Don’t believe us? Join the server and see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards – they don’t take kindly to intruders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SisSnatch Minecraft Server

abduction, anxiety, Apology, caregiving, confusion, Dinner, Driving, family drama, family dynamics, fear, grad school, home, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Panic, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, SisSnatch, stuffed animals, Trauma, uncle with dementia

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	944079	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world of craziness!

Picture this: your uncle with dementia mistaking you for someone else and kidnapping you for a day of fun. But don’t worry, he’ll apologize with a stuffed bear as a peace offering. And if that’s not enough, we have car rides filled with panic and skipping dinner to drive your sister home in a frenzy.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

RoomieRageCraft

2 bedroom, 3 bedroom, aita, apartment, BEDROOM, blended family, boyfriend’s kid, Cohabitation, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, living arrangement, MODERN, Mother, older style, Pregnant, RoomieRageCraft, shared space, Siblings, Townhouse, Toys, two family style

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the dilemma of choosing between a modern dream apartment and a 1900s style home.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and tough decisions, like whether or not to give your boyfriend’s daughter her own room in your new place. Will you make the right choice, or will you face the wrath of his mother?

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where every decision you make could have hilarious consequences. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement in the world of Minecraft? So come on in and let the craziness begin!

/tp @p ~ ~ ~ 1000000000 miles away Minecraft SMP

Affection, buss, butterfly kiss, canoodle, Embrace, Eskimo kiss, french kiss, kiss, Kissing, lip lock, love, Make Out, Miles, Minecraft, necking, pda, peck, Petting, romance, Smooch, smooching, smp, snog

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Votes:	9840
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

What’s the tea, sis? Join our Minecraft SMP for some smoochy smoochy action! Our players are always ready to pucker up and show some love. Who needs diamonds when you can have kisses, am I right? So come on over and get ready to plant some virtual smooches on your fellow players. It’s a love fest like no other!