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CreeperLove Minecraft SMP

attraction Rhythm, connection Seduction, CreeperLove, desire Lyrics, ecstasy Seductive songs, emotional connections Romantic playlist, fantasy Lust, fulfillment Temptation, intimacy Passion, intimate lyrics Sexual desires, intimate moments Sensual experiences, Minecraft, passionate melodies Love songs, pleasure Melody, relationshipslove, romance Sensuality, romantic encounters Erotic tunes, romantic tunes Sensual music, satisfaction Harmony, satisfying rhythms, sex life Music, smp, Song name, steamy tracks Seductive vibes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Lol omg join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got diamond armor for everyone and unlimited cake! Like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob. And like, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday where we dance with the Endermen. It’s lit, fam. So join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrr! Also, what song name pretty much sums up you sex life? Mine is “Baby Shark” cuz it’s always swimming around in my head, lololol. #MinecraftSMP #EpicAdventure #BobTheCreeperPet

TipsyCraft

alcohol, AUTHORITY, Behavior, consequences, control, Decision making, DOMINANCE, Drunk, Ego, Impaired, influence, inhibition, intoxication, Limit, Manipulation, power, self-control, Small, social dynamics, TipsyCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

CanMexCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanMexCraft, donald trump, economic policy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, international trade, mexico, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, political tensions, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade relations, trade war, united states

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.

plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)

CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

Canada, CraftyTrudeau25Tariffs, cross-border relations, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, Retaliates, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade war, trudeau, trump, Usa

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Emeralds Found:	578	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Endless Eden

Active, behind, Claims, Community, Discord, dragon fight, Eden, Endless, hour, Join, Minecraft, newly released, Player Base, Player Shops, Playing, released, Semi Vanilla, Server, Seth, smp, teamates, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Active Players	10-15
Dragon Fight	Upcoming in about an hour
Server Age	Newly released

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations.
Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new?	Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.

Celeb Thread Adventure 1.21

Adventure, Aw shit here we go again, behind the scenes, celeb, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interviews, celebrity scandals, celebrity sightings, Edition, entertainment industry, famous people, Hollywood drama, Hollywood news, movie stars, music artists, paparazzi photos, red carpet fashion, social media influencers, tabloid rumors, Thread, TV personalities

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Farms Harvested:	946	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	1312
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with memes and celebrities.

Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”

HighCraftSILsNFriends

Beach, clubbing, Communication, Drinking, Fiance, Friends, getting high, HighCraftSILsNFriends, judgment, partying, peer pressure, recreational drug use, relationships, Self-expression, sister-in-law, smoking weed, socializing, Trust, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	8790
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting high with your SIL and friends is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with beach parties, late-night shenanigans, and of course, some good old-fashioned weed smoking.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditOnASatNight – Minecraft SMP

Boredom, digital addiction, digital age, discussion, Entertainment, forum, internet, late night, Minecraft, online activity, Online Community, procrastination, reddit, RedditOnASatNight, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, social media, socializing, Technology, time wasting, virtual interaction, virtual socializing, weekend

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Animals Bred:	174	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

TrumpCraft2020

activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, democratic values, General strike, government accountability, grassroots movement, political activism, political change, Political protest, political resistance, protest, public demonstration, resistance, resistance movement, social change, social justice, solidarity, Trump administration, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	5872	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Potions Brewed:	30

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without worrying about those pesky green baddies blowing it up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, canada news, CraftyCanuck, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, global trade, government policy, Import Taxes, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, North America, political news, retaliatory tariffs, Server, tariff announcement, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade relations, trade war, U.S. goods, united states

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

so like, u know how canada is always chillin up there with their maple syrup and hockey and stuff? well, they just dropped a bombshell and announced they gonna slap 25 PERCENT TARIFFS on all u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, can u even imagine the chaos that’s gonna cause? but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we hoard alllll the maple syrup. plus, we got a hockey rink made entirely out of ice blocks. so come on over and leave all that tariff madness behind!