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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4864 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 500 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2258 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.