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CraftyCanuckEVs

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, Canada, Chinese-made, CraftyCanuckEVs, economic relations, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, foreign relations, global market, government policy, Imports, international trade, North America, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7722
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magic Items Found:	3690
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do ballet. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers tell the funniest jokes.

u know why u gotta join? cuz our villagers throw the wildest parties and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. plus, our ender dragon has a secret talent for beatboxing.

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bucketry SMP: Where Pyro Farming is Hotter Than Your Mixtape

AFK pool, bedrock server, Bucketry, chat games, custom spawners, discord community, Farming, forge friendships, HOTTER, java server, legendary artifacts, Lively Community Events, Mixtape, Pinata Parties, Pyro, rare loot, secret hideouts, smp, Soul system, Spirit Discussions, Tame Pets, Temporary flying abilities, Treasure hunt, unforgettable memories, upgradeable hoppers, User-Friendly Grief Prevention

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

About Bucketry Minecraft:

Embark on an Epic Adventure, rise through the ranks, master your craft, and unlock legendary powers in the realm of Bucketry Minecraft. Create your own empire, conquer unique challenges, and defend your domain with friends and community. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the JAVA server at mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock server at mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
What activities can I engage in on Bucketry Minecraft?	You can embark on quests, build epic structures, battle foes, engage in specialized challenges, and much more!
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, we have fun community events like Piñata Parties and more for players to join.
How can I protect my land from griefing?	We have a user-friendly Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to help you secure your kingdom.

ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

#youtube, ack, bad, Battle Rap, comedy, Diss track, Entertainment, Epic, epic rap battles, erb, erbs, funny, internet culture, Lyrics, memb, meme, Minecraft, Music, Popular, Rap Battles, roast, Server, trending, viral, WORSE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP: Makeine – The Saga of Too Many Losing Heroines

anna, Drama, empowerment, Female Protagonist, Girl Power, Happy Ending, heroines, homewreckers, LOSING, love conquers all, Love Triangle, Makeine, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Redemption, romance, Saga, smp, storytelling, strong female lead, Too Many Losing Heroines, triumph, Victory, WIN

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Secret Passages Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of those pesky homewreckers ruining your Minecraft builds? Well, fear not because Anna is here to save the day! Join our SMP and watch as Anna battles against the homewreckers with her trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Will she emerge victorious? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one epic showdown! So come join us and witness the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, with Anna leading the charge against those dastardly homewreckers. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the madness!

FiancéeFashionFauxPas

AITAH, childhood trauma, complicated situation, Cultural traditions, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family traditions, father’s late wife, FiancéeFashionFauxPas, honoring the deceased, second mother, stepfamily, stepmother, Therapy, unconventional relationships, wedding ceremony, wedding dress

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Towns Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the idea of having two mothers, just like the OP’s dad does in real life! Join us for a unique family dynamic where you can wear your mother-in-law’s wedding dress, your father’s first wife’s wedding dress, and maybe even your great-great-grandmother’s wedding dress if it’s still lying around!

Our server is all about celebrating the deceased and making sure they are present on your special day. Who needs a regular wedding when you can have Mia’s spirit hovering over you as you say “I do” in her dress? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those who were raised in unconventional family settings and need help figuring out what’s normal and what’s not. Our therapists are experts in dealing with complex family dynamics and will help you navigate through the madness.

So come join our server and experience a wedding like no other, where the past, present, and future collide in a beautiful mess of emotions and wedding dresses. Who knows, maybe Mia herself will make an appearance and bless your union with her eternal love!

PhilippineRescueCraft

Allies, cooperation, Defense, escort, international relations, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Military, mission success, naval operations, Pacific region, Philippine, PhilippineRescueCraft, reasonable option, resupply missions, sea, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, U.S, US admiral

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!

SilentTreeSurveillance

(Audio), Awareness, Environment, Evidence, Existence, Forest, Impact, investigation, Nature, Observation, Perception, Phenomenon, PRESENCE, Reality, review, Silence, SilentTreeSurveillance, Sound, surveillance video, Technology, Tree

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before!

ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad

“Youth, adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, behavioral issues, Child Psychology, children, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health disorders, mental illness, psychological disorders, research, risk factors, self harm, self-destructive behavior, squad, statistics, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3911	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!

Faithcraft SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Apply for our Protection Program now!

accepting, apply, BUILD, Cathedral, children, Community, cream, Discord, edge off, Faithcraft, Fresh Server, Friendly, Game, GOD, Ice, Join, Massive, multiplayer, new, Positive, practice faith, Program, Protection, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Potions Brewed:	82	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

Description

A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server only for religious players?	No, the server is open to all players regardless of their religious beliefs. We welcome everyone to join our community.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is to build a positive and supportive community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and we welcome players of all skill levels.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	To get whitelisted, join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

HangCraft Minecraft Server

advice appreciated, Automation, base expansion, base redesign, chemical science, efficiency, factory improvement, furnace stacks, HangCraft, iron mining, iron smelting, LOGISTICS, Long-term goals, Minecraft, oil cracking, oil refining, production optimization, progress, Resource Management, Server, supply chain, technology research, train delivery

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of mining for materials like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about running out of iron again! Our server is equipped with magical miners that deliver resources straight to your base via flying trains. No more manual labor for you!

We have players who have mastered the art of compressing multiple lanes of iron ore into a few belts, creating a factory that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player jealous. And don’t worry about oil refining – we have oil cracking so advanced, it will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!