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MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8843
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	107
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	63
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	293
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	455967

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Towns Built:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7007	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!