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LordRetirement Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz we got HOUSE OF LORDS in da game, but get dis, dey gotta retire at age 80! like, imagine all dem oldies tryna mine and build, it’s gonna be a riot! plus, we got special quests where u gotta help dem find their dentures and walkers, it’s a hoot! come join da fun and see if u can survive da retirement home madness!

LipidCraftLiverRx

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Crops Grown:	1793	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and suddenly you’re in this magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. Like, seriously, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has this super rare drug called pemafibrate that can make your character super strong and powerful. Like, you’ll be able to defeat any boss with just one hit and never have to worry about losing a battle again. Plus, it’s also a cure for liver disease, so you’ll be the healthiest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Realms of Awesomeness: Seeking Cool Peeps for Epic Adventures! No zombies allowed!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/cardcaptor-minecraft-smp-sakura-minecraft-smp-thread/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
To keep it somewhat short me and some friends started a Minecraft survival world and we’ve been playing for about a week. We’re looking to add a few more people, preferably 21+ who can joke around while maintaining civility. Absolutely no griefing allowed.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	We prefer players who are 21+.
Are players allowed to joke around?	Yes, as long as it remains civil and respectful.
What is the rule on griefing?	Absolutely no griefing allowed. Offenders will be kicked and the world will be reverted.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for like-minded individuals who enjoy building and creating memories in the survival world.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky content that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Picture this: you’re in a Minecraft world where the mobs are wearing swimsuits and the only way to defeat them is by using yellow damage. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, that’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got joint firing drills, total assaults, and limit break assaults that will test your skills like never before.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Grand Assault featuring ShiroKuro in an urban setting with torment and light armor? Or maybe you’d prefer to balance Schale’s books with the General Student Council in a mind-bending event that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

OrcCraft – The Random Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	294
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our Toe Eating Edition server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only way to survive is by eating toes! That’s right, forget about farming and crafting, on our server you’ll be hunting down other players to feast on their delicious toes for sustenance.

But that’s not all! We have special events like Toe Eating Tournaments where players compete to see who can eat the most toes in a set amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a diamond toe ring or a golden toenail clipper.

If you’re looking for a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us on Toe Eating Edition! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a strong stomach, because things are about to get toe-tally crazy!

SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9686	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Votes:	8822	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

When your significant other starts building secret underground bases in Minecraft and refuses to let you in because they’re “protecting rare diamonds” that don’t actually exist in the game. Join our server and escape the drama by building your own secret bases and hiding from your virtual partner who may or may not be plotting against you! Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual drama and endless possibilities for betrayal? Join now and start crafting your own soap opera-worthy storylines!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we push russia out of southern ukraine every day!!! with the power of deep strikes and no restrictions, we will dominate the virtual battlefield like never before! zelensky himself will guide you through the chaos, leading our army to victory against all odds. join now and be a part of history in the making! who needs politics when you have minecraft?!

ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	877

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures eva, man. u can build ur own castle made of diamondz and ride a pig into battle against giant zombie chickens.

also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.

plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.

so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!

CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	164
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Void Armor Forged:	16

so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!