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OverItMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

aita, MeltdownCraft, Nickname, sils

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	1755
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	9983
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	3676	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, Aviation, Defense, defense procurement, Edition, european union, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military technology, nato, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ores Mined:	8121
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

Adventure, build cities, build houses, Community, Country, Creative, Download, FANTASY, Gaming, LongCity, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, RP project, Server, Stick World

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

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New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2985
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Farms Harvested:	771	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1626	Ores Mined:	8527
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!