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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8462 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Votes: | 5744 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got over 400 migrants brought to the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated smuggling network… but like, don’t worry, they’re all chill and just here to play some blocky games with us!
Join us for some wild adventures, like riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Plus, our staff team is made up of trained dolphins who can help you navigate the treacherous waters of our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons, they’ll blow your mind… literally!
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few explosive surprises along the way! See you there, gamers!
