BlownUpBob Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

active members, Armor stand arms, banana, Contact, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fight, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, lower 20s, mobs, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, sandwiches, smp, Throwing, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, wide range

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	5644
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!