SimplyCrafty SMP – Could it be this EZ?

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build your dream base while dodging griefers, thieves, and pranksters at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim your riches?

And don’t even get us started on the economy. With Bitcoin predicted to hit 100K and ETH soaring to 10K, who knows what kind of crazy trading shenanigans will go down on this server. Will you be a crypto millionaire before the crash hits in 2025? Only time will tell.

So come on, join us if you dare. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

SexyHipsCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Potions Brewed:	112	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	859	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeperCave

Boss, Choice, CraftyCreeperCave, cure, hard mode, horror movies, inventive, jack, Madhouse, Margie, MIA, narrative, normal mode, Outlast, Overrated, Puzzles, RE0, RE7, Rec, Stalker

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4457	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

PlatinumSMP

BlazingSMP, Community, Economy, Minecraft, PlatinumSMP, PvP, rules, semi vanilla server, Staff, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	293
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	12

The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

PlatinumSMP.mcserver.us:26500

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Votes:	3629
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

Overview

QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many active players are on the server?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience?	It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
What types of players are suited for this server?	We welcome players who value creativity and community.

BlockBillionaires

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Farms Harvested:	983	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.

Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?

So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!

Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have survived day 822 of Russia’s 3-day special military operation! Join us for some epic PvP battles, where you can fight off Russian soldiers with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t worry, we’ve built a secret bunker in the game where you can hide from any incoming airstrikes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!

DarkHavenAU

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

DarkHavenAU is a medieval fantasy themed Minecraft survival server where many custom functions have been implemented to create a better gaming experience! With custom mobs, Armor and weapons, mounts, ranks and many more! Or if you just like minigames and parkour, we’ve also got that covered. We even have proximity chat!

Create factions and battle your way to the top of the food chain!Feel free to use our discord when playing the game, or even just to chat! We have ‘Join To Create VC’ channels for both casual and faction chatting. Joining will create you a temporary voice channel that you can use to talk to your friends and will disappear when you’re done with it!

Server is compatible with most versions of Minecraft so playing on latest release will work fine. If you want proximity chat to work you will need to be on the same version the server is running on. Help for that is on our discord

darkhavenau.apexmc.co

Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Star Shards Collected:	274
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
Stackable items
Extensive story to keep you entertained
Many more custom content

We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server?	Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
How often do you update the server with new content?	We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
Can I create my own guild or join an existing one?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

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