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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6551	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4699	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	186	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	605	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

AfterlifeCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	141

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!