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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	514
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9458
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	New Chunks Explored:	881011

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	2254	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4805	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3799	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2227
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Void Gems Collected:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!