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SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	688	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3624	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1063	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	5323	Runes Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	3272	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Love Letters Sent:	7	Animals Bred:	127
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Animals Bred:	57
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!