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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1304 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!