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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8710 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!