Bloober Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8099
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crops Grown:	6060	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ores Mined:	1136
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	428188	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	299
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Enchantments Applied:	248	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥