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Mumei’s Socially Awkward Minecraft Server

Anime, awkward, Character, Communication, CONFIDENT, Development, emotional intelligence, funny, growth, independent, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood character, mumei, Mumei’s, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, social interactions, Social Skills, socially, STRONG

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	74
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7845	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	93	Dragon Eggs Found:	3115

Are you tired of awkwardly stumbling through conversations with other players on Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where Mumei doesn’t have poor social skills! That’s right, Mumei is a master at small talk and will keep you entertained for hours with their witty banter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Dance Floor Champion. Rumor has it that Mumei is the reigning champion, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to chat with Mumei and bust a move on the dance floor like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Stretching Minecraft SMP

Jelqing, male enhancement, Minecraft, penile enlargement, penis exercises, penis lengthening, penis pumps, penis size increase, penis stretching, penis stretching at home, penis stretching benefits, penis stretching devices, penis stretching for beginners, penis stretching methods, penis stretching results, penis stretching routine, penis stretching safety, penis stretching techniques, penis stretching tips, penis traction, smp, stretching, stretching exercises

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Farms Harvested:	548
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	1393
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mines Excavated:	4964	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

#novice, Argument, Beginner, better, Bitch, debate, entry level, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, fantasy setting, fantasy world, Firearm, firearms, Frenzy, Gaming, learn, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, role playing, Seething, Server, Spells, weapons, wizard

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7666	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Potions Brewed:	196	Ores Mined:	3319
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2884

Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

accent, Acting, Actors, Commitment, Consistency, daily routine, Day, Dedication, discipline, Focus, habits, Mastery, Memory, Minecraft, Performance, PHONES, Practice, Professionalism, Remembering, reminder, Server, skill, Technique

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!