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The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	473
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	8751
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5594	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mines Excavated:	4507
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!