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SpyKids Minecraft Server

children, cold war, covert operation, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage thriller, family, Flight, intelligence, international relations, KGB, Minecraft, Moscow, Nationality, prisoner swap, Russian, secret agents, Server, soviet union, spy couple, SpyKids, swap deal

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9401	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

Bookworms & Boners Server

Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mines Excavated:	1472	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Elite Anarchy [1.21]

Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crops Grown:	8492

Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

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🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	180	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

aggression, Airport, airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, international relations, Israeli, Israeli Air Force, lebanon, LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, Report, SECURITY, strike, Syria, Tension

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

TimelessGeopol: Where we mix politics, mods, and drama – ready for the chaos?

artillery, Automation, Chaos, create mod, crops, Drama, Empire, Factions, Farming, Farms, food options, Guns, Minecraft, Mix, Modded, Mods, Origins, Politics, radios, Ready, Server, Tanks, Territory, TimelessGeopol, voice chat, walkie-talkies, Wars

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6989
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to Timeless Geopol
Create Mod: Unleash your creativity with the Create Mod!
Build farms as far as the eyes can see, automate everything and anything.
However unlike other servers create will not be mandatory for progression through the pack Guns, Tanks, and Artillery: We use Timeless and Classics for personal arms as well as clockwork with create big cannons to allow you to build tanks and airships ready for war.
Faction Claiming System: Establish your own empire and defend your territory! With our faction claiming system, you can join or create factions, claim land, and engage in wars.
Custom Origins: Choose from a few custom made origins that help compliment certain playstyles.
Farmers Delight: Enjoy more variety in farming with new food options and crops! Cultivate your land and discover a wealth of new ingredients to enrich your culinary creations.
Voice Chat: No Need for discord calls lagging you out anymore, we have the simple voice chat with added immersion through radios and walkie-talkies.
This server will most likely be opened by Saturday. IP but you need mod pack to join: 212.192.28.44:25619
Join By https://discord.gg/rSZbTphy

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without the mod pack?

A: No, you need the mod pack to join the server. You can download it from the provided link.

Q: How can I establish a faction in the game?

A: You can establish a faction by joining or creating one in-game and then claiming land to defend your territory.

Q: Are there specific playstyles supported on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom origins available that complement certain playstyles to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, voice chat is available on the server to help you communicate with other players in-game without the need for external apps.

Q: When is the server expected to open?

A: The server is expected to open by Saturday. Make sure to check the provided IP and Discord link for updates.