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BootyCraft: Digging for treasure in all the wrong places

1. Asses, 10. Seduction, 11. Fantasy, 12. Provocative, 13. Allure, 14. Naughty, 15. Tease, 16. Pleasure, 17. Sultry, 18. Forbidden, 19. Tempting, 2. Bury, 20. Erotic., 3. Face, 4. desire, 5. Temptation, 6. lust, 7. Curves, 8. Sensual, 9. Cheeks, BootyCraft, Digging, Places, Treasure, wrong

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	734	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated asses are so round and firm, you’ll want to bury your face in them! Our server is filled with bootylicious landscapes and derriere-themed builds that will make you want to twerk in joy.

Butts aside, our server also offers a unique experience with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t judge you for your choice of attire.

If you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and embrace your inner cheeky self, then look no further. Join us and become part of our tight-knit community of butt enthusiasts who aren’t afraid to show off their assets.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch your backside, because you never know when a surprise twerk attack might come your way.

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

amusing, Clever, comedic timing, comedy, Crafty, Enjoyable, Entertaining, funny, Good Vibes, great writing, highly recommended, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, laughs, legitimately funny, LOLtastic, Minecraft, must watch, series, Server, Show, talented cast, television, Witty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

Infernalsmp

art, BROKEN, criticism, Hardworking, Infernalsmp, Minecraft, Passion, Perfected, Polls, PvP, questions, remade, Server, Survival, Upgrading, viral, worked on

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Animals Bred:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

Analysis, BaguetteCraft, comparison, Creators, creeping, crepes, culture, debate, discussion, France, French, Hierarchy, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, leadership, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Significance, society

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7532
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

animation directing, animation software, anime production, blocktopia, cg anime, computer graphics, Creative Tools, CREEPERS, digital art, fear, golden age, innovation, instant combination with 2D, Japanese animators, motion capture, motion-matching, real time CGI rendering, rendering engine, Technology, Tread, Unreal Engine 5.4, video game development, virtual production, visual effects

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	366244
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5012	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	6181	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!