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iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	98	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.

Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.

And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!

SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Star Shards Collected:	246
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Crops Grown:	8260
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	6838	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

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Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2825	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	1137	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crops Grown:	5166	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9562	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ores Mined:	1291
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!