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Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, Edition, Fangs, fangs edition, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash Thread, picrew, picrew.me, reentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	241226
Runes Activated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8319
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

CraftyCraze Server

4chan, 4chan archive, 4stats, avatarfagging, ban archives, Blogposting, boards, Complaints, CraftyCraze, Happenings, History, irc, media browser, Moderators, Mods, Personal Report Buttons, Server, Small GETs, spergs, Staff, webm looper, Yotsuba catalog

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the interesting and unusual stuff goes down! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are.

From small GETs to known spergs sperging out, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Our moderators are like superheroes, keeping the peace and making sure everyone has a good time. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on our Yotsuba catalog or 4chan media browser for some quality entertainment.

But that’s not all – we have public ban archives for those juicy drama moments, and a webm looper for when you just need to unwind with some funny videos. And if you want to enhance your 4chan Archive Experience, we’ve got you covered with some awesome userscripts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LastBlockStanding

daily activities, daily routines, everyday tasks, finality, fleeting, fleeting actions, fleeting chances, fleeting experiences, fleeting moments, fleeting occurrences, fleeting opportunities, habits, last time, LastBlockStanding, MOMENTS, mundane, passing, Repetition, Routine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Farms Harvested:	261	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

haha join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot arrows out of ur butt. we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u give him a diamond. come join da fun and never be bored again! it’s likely dat u do something for da last time every day, so why not do it on our server?

CreeperLoveCraft: Preventable Deaths & Baby Creepers

baby, CreeperLoveCraft, CREEPERS, deaths, depression, health problems, healthcare access, intimate partner issues, leading cause of death, maternal health, maternal mortality, mental health, mental health awareness, postpartum, postpartum individuals, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnant individuals, Preventable, risk factors, social support, substance abuse, SUICIDE, University of Michigan researchers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so like, u know how minecraft is like, the best game ever right? well, imagine a server where u can like, build ur own baby bump and give birth to lil block babies! but like, watch out cuz there are creepers everywhere tryna blow up ur maternity ward! join our server and experience the thrill of being a pregnant block person in a world full of danger and excitement! plus, u can like, battle ur postpartum depression by fighting off zombies and skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword! it’s like therapy but with more explosions! come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive pregnancy and motherhood in the world of minecraft!

AlbionMC.com

#applynow, 18plus, 18yearsold, Adventure, Albion, Albionmc, Ancient Ruins, armor, Castles, Community, custom worlds, Dungeonbosses, Dungeonmaze, Dungeons, enchanting table, Enchantment, Essentialsx, FANTASY, imagination, Immersive, Jobsreborn, legendary weapons, Magic, medevil, Medieval, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Nocheat, Nogrief, Pyrofishing, PyroFishingPro, Quests, Ranks, Resourcepack, Staff, storytelling, Survival, Survivalpvp, Survivalserver, Towny, Townysurvival, Vibrant Community, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	232
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to AlbionMC – Where Fantasy Meets Minecraft!

*18+ Server*Apply on AlbionMC.com

Embark on an Epic Adventure

Dive into a world where magic and imagination collide with Minecraft.Join AlbionMC.com, a fantasy-themed Minecraft server where every block tells a story, and every adventure brings new discoveries. As you play you canvisit people in the town and they will offer you tasks that can help you gainspecial armor sets, skills and ranks.

Explore Enchanted Worlds

Step into a realm of enchantment and wonder. Discover sprawling forests teeming with mythical creatures, ancient ruins shrouded in mystery, and majestic castles waiting to be conquered. Our custom-generated worlds are crafted to immerse you in a magical journey like no other. There are 3 worlds and a fourth coming in the future!Survival World, Resource World, and Creative World

Master Powerful Magics

Harness the arcane arts with our unique enchantments. Just use a vanillaenchanting table and you will be given a chance to gain powerful new armor and weapon abilities that canhelp shape the very world around you, summon creatures to aid you inbattle, and unravel ancient mysteries hidden in forgotten tomes. Becomea master of magic and leave your mark on the realm.

Create Your Legend

From humble beginnings to epic feats, your journey on AlbionMC is yours to shape. Build grand fortresses, design intricate cities, and craft legendary weapons that will be remembered throughout the ages. Every block placed is a step towards immortality in our fantastical world.

Join Our Community

Become part of a vibrant community of adventurers, builders, and storytellers. Share your tales, collaborate on projects, and forge friendships that transcend the boundaries of the digital realm. Our dedicated staff ensures a welcoming environment where every player’s voice is heard.

Begin Your Adventure Today

Are you ready to embark on a journey that defies imagination? Join AlbionMC and experience Minecraft as you’ve never seen it before. Whether you seek riches, fame, or simply the thrill of discovery, your destiny awaits in our enchanting world.

Connect with Us

https://discord.gg/ksRsVMHgTD

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Experience the Magic – Join Albion MC Today!

albionmc.com

Vanilla so uneasy, it’s like eating a spoonful of cinnamon!

alliances, Anarchy, Authenticity, Bases, building projects, Cheaters, cinnamon, Community, creativity, Discord, Eating, Fairness, GRIEFED.., lawlessness, opportunities, rules, semi anarchy, Skills, spoonful, Staff, surprise encounters, Survival, uneasy, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Dragon Eggs Found:	4245	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

IP:	uneasyvanilla.com
Version:	1.20.6

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight-knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecraft’s original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	While we embrace a sense of anarchy, we do have some rules in place to protect the integrity of the server and the gameplay experience for all players. Griefing that goes beyond reasonable limits is not allowed.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We strive to maintain a vanilla experience on our server, but we do have some essential plugins for moderation and performance purposes. However, we keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP “uneasyvanilla.com” in your Minecraft client. Make sure you are using the correct version to connect to our server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in fair and friendly PvP encounters. Any form of excessive harassment or bullying will not be tolerated.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

5th Generation, acrobatics, blue rep, circus performer, CraftyCreeper, dancing, drawing, gaming addict, hololive, Idol, Minecraft, Momosuzu Nene, NePoLaBo, noble family, Omaru Polka, ringmaster, Server, Shishiro Botan, singing, Vtuber, VTuber world, white lion, Yukihana Lamy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8500
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us and meet NePoLaBo, the interdimensional idol who will serenade you with her enchanting voice while building the most epic structures. And don’t forget about Omaru Polka, the circus performer turned VTuber ringmaster who will dazzle you with her acrobatics and keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Yukihana Lamy, the noble blue rep from a snowy land who will bring a touch of elegance to your Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about Shishiro Botan, the lazy white lion who may prefer lazing around, but will always come through with powerful heals when you need them the most.

Join us on this server for a crazy mix of music, acrobatics, nobility, and gaming addiction. Who knows what kind of shenanigans these characters will get up to next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the madness!

HumilCraft Minecraft Server

ceremony, cultural practice, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, group behavior, HumilCraft, Humiliation, humiliation ritual, mental health, Minecraft, power dynamics, private ritual, psychological impact, public humiliation, ritual, self esteem, Server, shame, social control, social dynamics, tradition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges like building a house blindfolded or fighting off creepers with only a stick. The loser gets publicly humiliated in the server chat for all to see! It’s a hilarious way to bond with your fellow players and show off your skills (or lack thereof). So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails!

SelfishHubby Minecraft Server

accusations, Communication, Conflict, family, husband, long tail, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, passport renewal, Priorities, procrastination, relationships, responsibilities, selfish, SelfishHubby, Server, stress, travel, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will renew your sense of adventure and fun? Look no further than our server, where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic quests!

Join us and experience the thrill of waiting in line at the head office for passport renewals, just like our fearless player who embarks on a 4-hour journey to get it done in the nick of time. Will they make it before the deadline? Will they have to sell their above-ground pool to pay for it? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who should fill out passport applications and who should be responsible for getting photos signed. It’s a battle of wits and wills that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So if you’re ready for a server that will test your patience, your relationships, and your sanity, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have passport applications and photo signatures to conquer?

DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server

adulting, alarm snooze, anger, apologies, belittling, berating, Communication, DadDocDelay, disassociation, Distress, Dogs, family dynamics, father’s appointment, forgetting leashes, lateness, Minecraft, pet store, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushing, Server, waking up late

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	69
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	4388
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where being late is a crime punishable by being chased by a pack of angry wolves! 🐺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy morning drive!

🕰️ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! ⏰ Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! 🐕

😂 Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! 🤪 Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?

🎮 So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? 😉

RostovDroneRage

airspace, complains, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, Government, international relations, investigation, Massive, Military, response, Rostov, RostovDroneRage, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, u know how russia is always complainin bout stuff, well this time they’re all like “omg there’s a massive drone attack on rostov, we’re freakin out!” but like, jokes on them cuz it’s just us playin on our epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the chaos, fly drones, blow stuff up, and make russia think they’re under attack when really it’s just a bunch of gamers havin a blast! join now for the ultimate trolling experience!

DopamineCraftSociety

addiction, Artificial Intelligence, collapse, dopamine, DopamineCraftSociety, Dystopia, Ethics, Future, Happiness, Human Behavior, innovation, manual creation, mental health, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, Science, societal collapse, societal impact, society, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	161	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give u unlimited steak. it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man.

plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their mind control powers, but don’t worry, we’re on it. join us and help us stop the alien invasion, dude.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting while we ride through the lava.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.