BlockyBlack Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

black company, BlockyBlack, company loyalty, corporate greed, cover, dark future, deceptive practices, dystopian reality, Evil, false hope, fan loyalty, Future, Goodbye, grand graduation, holodrones, legal issues, Manipulation, Minecraft, no goodbyes, smp, talent management, talent retention, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

ButlerBystanderMC

Apology, Apron, bachelorette party, boxers, bride, ButlerBystanderMC, BYSTANDER, champagne, cold shoulder, Fun games, husband, male butler, Marriage, moral standards., newly married, party games, party started, sketched out, Stripping, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1311	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.

He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!

But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?

So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!

BoringFactsMC

About.., Average, Basic, Boring, BoringFactsMC, common, dull, everyday, fact, mundane, ordinary, Personal, Plain, Simple, TEDIOUS.., trivial, Uneventful, unexciting, uninteresting, unremarkable, yourself

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Potions Brewed:	143	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of being just another boring player on a basic Minecraft server? Well, say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to our insane Minecraft server! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens with a diamond pickaxe!

On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.

So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).

NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Go to the End, international relations, Military, Nuclear Doctrine, nukecraft, Politics, power, putin, Putins, revise, russia, SECURITY, threatens, Ukraine, Ultimatum, Vows, War, world news

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!

Sandcastle Skyscrapers

Architecture, building materials, cityscape, Concrete, construction, construction industry, Engineering, environmental impact, Glass, high rise buildings, innovative design, materials science, Modern Architecture, sand, Sandcastle, sandcastles, Skyscrapers, structural integrity, Sustainable Design, urban design, urban development

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	280
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?

FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

Adventures, Analysis, Bacteria, correlation, death, Disease, findings, FloraCraft, Gut, gut health, health, Illness, INDIVIDUALS, infection, intestinal flora, Medical, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mortality, research, Science, study, wrenching

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes are the real MVP! Join us for some baked fun on the farm!

age requirement, baked, Bluemap, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farm, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, lightweight server, Minecraft, mvp, Paper 1.21, Potatoes, real, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Items Found:	1018

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
A kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

anatomy, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, judgement, male genitalia, Masculinity, micro peen, Minecraft, moms, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual health, size doesn’t matter, size shaming, societal pressure, Sons, Stereotypes, stigma, TinyButMighty, worrying

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	164	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	1470	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

MineGig – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character builds, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Everyday Correspondence, friendlist, genshin impact, Heartfelt Doodlings, Light of Foliar Incision, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, Record of Reflective Writing, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	512643
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.

We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.

And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BlockBuddies, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Confrontation, FLIRTING, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, partner dynamics, personal space, professional behavior, relationship, Respect, Server, social cues, social dynamics, social events, social interactions, team dynamics, work environment, work relationships

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	241122	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real world craziness with some virtual fun.

Our server is like a small team of around 6 people, but with way more exciting adventures. One of our members is always complaining about their in-game girlfriend, so you know there’s never a dull moment.

We recently had a team member leave, so we’re throwing a virtual party with drinks (of the pixelated variety, of course). Bring your in-game partner and join the fun – just watch out for any jealous NPCs trying to steal your virtual love interest!

And if anyone gets too clingy in the game, don’t worry – our moderators are always ready to step in and keep the peace. So come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle. See you in the game!

NoBraNoProblemsMC

backyard gatherings, body positivity, braless, church attire, clothing preferences, coffee meetups, comfortable clothing, fitting shirts, gardening chores, mom’s friends, nipple shape, no bra compromise, NoBraNoProblemsMC, not wearing a bra, painting house, public places, Self-expression, small breasts, special occasions, walk/hike outfit

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	2082	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let it all hang loose? Look no further! Join our server for a bra-free gaming experience like no other.

We don’t believe in restricting your freedom, just like we don’t believe in bras. Embrace your natural self and join us for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with friendly players who support your choice to go braless. We even have special events where we celebrate the freedom of not wearing a bra – because who needs one in a virtual world anyway?

So come join us and let your pixels bounce freely as you explore, build, and conquer in the most liberating Minecraft server out there. Who needs a bra when you’ve got blocks to break and mobs to defeat? Let’s game on, braless warriors!