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BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8735	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crops Grown:	5341	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Votes:	2076
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9656
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Votes:	8716	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mines Excavated:	3558	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Votes:	8281	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2832	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!