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BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Star Shards Collected:	181	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

CraftyTasks – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1861	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2311	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. The best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is ruled by a wise old wizard who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean that’s guarded by a kraken made out of obsidian.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’re a real pain in the feather.

CraftyNostalgia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Remember that one time when you were able to buy a pet rock that came with its own tiny leash and sunglasses? Yeah, we miss that too. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have recreated the magic of the pet rock in pixelated form! Join us and relive the glory days of ridiculous products that should have never existed in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden pet rock cave on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the pet rock king himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nostalgia flow!

LuffyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, One Piece Anime Towny SMP Jobs MCMO PvP Arena Custom Enchants Friendly Chill Environment Fun Inspire Focus Invite Community Adventure Roleplay Survival Creativity, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Luffy Minecraft – Only Fun people are allowed to join. One Piece anime has inspired this minecraft server with our main focus on Luffy. Luffy MC is a towny/smp Minecraft server that is a chill friendly environment. We aim to be friendly and inviting to all. Features: · Towny, · SMP, · Jobs, · MCMO, · PvP Arena and so much more including custom Enchants

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Endless Adventure 1.21.1

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	481663	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Enchantments Applied:	138

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server! We got spammers too, but they’re all friendly creepers who just want to blow stuff up for fun. Plus, we don’t need porn here because our pixelated pigs are way sexier than anything you’ll find on a board. Say goodbye to the chaos of /b/ and hello to the insanity of our server. Join now and let’s build some crazy shit together!

ExCreeperCourt

broken promises, credit card debt, dog expenses, ExCreeperCourt, financial accountability, financial agreements, financial betrayal, financial consequences, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial support, ghosting, legal action, legal consequences, pet ownership, relationship fallout, shared expenses, small claims court, taking ex to court, trust issues, unpaid debts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your ex? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle to keep out all the freeloaders, or create a maze to trap those who refuse to pay their debts.

Our server is filled with players who have been ghosted, scammed, and left high and dry by their exes. Let’s band together and seek revenge in the most epic way possible – through blocky battles and pixelated pranks.

Join us now and let’s show those exes who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Remember, revenge is best served blocky.

CatastrophicCraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	190	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you gotta be here. First of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are filled with bling bling. And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

And last but not least, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re super sneaky and always up to no good, but if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you achieve ultimate power. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

CraftyCuisineCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	504
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that serves up the most delicious virtual cuisine in the world? Well, look no further! Our server offers a menu filled with pixelated delicacies that will make your taste buds explode with joy. From creeper-shaped cookies to diamond-encrusted cake, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers. Rumor has it they serve up dishes so tasty, they’ll make you forget you’re playing a blocky video game.

So come on down to our server and feast like never before! Who needs real food when you can have a virtual feast fit for a Minecraft king? Join us now and let the culinary adventures begin!

DroneSwarmMC Server

Advanced technology, Autonomous, defence minister, Defense, drone, DroneSwarmMC, Government, innovation, innovation testing., Military, military technology, new, SECURITY, Server, Swarm, Sweden, Technology, technology testing, test, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	211
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	8882	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so like, u know how drones are like those flying thingies that spy on u and stuff? well, in this server, we got DRONE SWARMS. yep, u heard me right. imagine a bunch of drones flying around, doing who knows what. it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life, but in minecraft.

our defence minister is all about it, saying it’s gonna revolutionize the way we play. he’s even testing it out in sweden, because why not? who needs real life when u can have drone swarms in a virtual world?

so if u wanna be part of this crazy, futuristic world, join our server. who knows what kind of shenanigans u’ll get up to with those drones buzzing around. plus, u might even get to meet the defence minister himself. now that’s a story to tell your grandkids.

SovietCraft: Blame the West!

Blame, Conflict, defense technology, Destruction, Euromaidan Press, foreign policy, international relations, military alliance, military defense, military equipment, military intelligence, military operation, military strategy, Misinformation, north korean, political tension, Propaganda, russians, SAM system, security breach, SovietCraft, West, Western-made radar

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Votes:	6367	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where russians destroy their own north korean-made sam system because they thought it was a “western-made radar” LOL like seriously, who does that? we have so much chaos and confusion, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a glitch in the matrix. plus, our admins are actually trained dolphins who can build underwater cities in seconds. true story. so come on over and experience the madness for yourself!

Heart Attack Gender Gap – Men vs Women

Attack, body size, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, deadly, Diagnosis, gap, gender, gender disparities, Guidelines, health disparities, Heart, Heart condition, Heart Disease, heart health, medical guidelines, Medical research, Men, research, sex differences, sex-specific guidelines, study, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	343	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy research that shows why more dudes than chicks get heart disease. like, whoa, right? turns out, women might not be getting diagnosed cuz the guidelines don’t, like, consider the diff between dudes and chicks. so, like, join our server and maybe you’ll learn some crazy stuff about hearts and stuff. plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. so, like, join now and be part of the heart disease revolution, bro.