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MayoCraft Server – Hakui’s Blocky Adventures

Server, Hakui Koyori, New Journey, VT, Treats

Welcome to the most zako-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by the one and only Zako, the zako of zako! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

2. We have a secret base that needs cleaning every day, including La+’s streaming room. But don’t worry, 50% of our mayo budget goes towards new kids clothes for La+ and cute magical girl accessories for Iroha. It’s a win-win situation!

3. Our server is filled with earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP. It’s a sensory overload of epic proportions!

4. We have a strict rule that all conversations must end with Koyo. It’s like a secret code that only the cool kids know about.

5. And finally, if you break the rules, don’t delete the rules, or refuse to accept your punishment, you’ll be banished to the land of non-zako. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of zako madness). See you there, Joshus!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, swear words, strong language, insult, fuck you

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about participating in our legendary llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher? And don’t even get us started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where players strut their stuff on the catwalk while dodging fireball-wielding creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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Bundy’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Public Lands, legal issues, Minecraft, blocky, standoff

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Chad Bundy is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? No problem! Want to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chad Bundy today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies.

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GriefCraft: Rise of the Blocky Watchdog

Gaza Strip, germany, violence, blocky, Hamas

LOL come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more explosions den a creeper on steroids, ya know? we got so much action dat even the zombies be like “whoa, dis place is lit!” plus, we got more loot den a pirate’s treasure chest, matey!

And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.

So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥

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Blocky Pleasure Minecraft Server

lack of communication, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, lack of respect, ANNOYING

Are you tired of getting interrupted during your steamy Minecraft sessions? Well, look no further because our server guarantees a distraction-free experience! No more creepers blowing up your fun or Endermen photobombing your intimate moments. Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and no pesky interruptions. So come on, join our server and let the blocky love flow freely!

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Blocky Bedrock Bliss

Bliss, bedrock, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

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Blocky Beirut Minecraft Server

EU, Middle East conflict, Magnitude, Lebanon war, Minecraft

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so massive, even the entire USA, EU, China, Russia, and OSN are all trying to stop the chaos that’s about to go down! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌍 The map is so huge, it takes 10 days to walk from one end to the other! And that’s without any snacks breaks!

🚀 We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers throw parties instead of exploding!

🦄 You can find a rare unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a rainbow laser-shooting unicorn?

🔥 The PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack some extra snacks and maybe a fire extinguisher, just in case. 😉

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Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

satire, blocky, Quahog, peter Griffin, television

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

Character development, book review, longer, Manga, Entertainment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a barrel of creepers? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us and embark on epic quests, build towering castles, and battle dragons with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Morishita-chan, a player so skilled that they once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that Morishita-chan can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and build entire cities in a single night.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become friends with Morishita-chan and learn their secret techniques for dominating the game. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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Blocky Love Minecraft Server

love, Stereotypes, Open-mindedness, Interracial Relationships, Diversity

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate! We have a whole village of eligible white men just waiting to build a blocky future with you. From crafting romantic dinners to building pixelated love nests, our server is the perfect place to find love in a cubic world. So come on, don’t be square – join us and start swiping right on those white men today!

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