Blocky MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

blocky, mental health stigma, mentalcel, mental health and sexuality, Mental Health Treatment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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LucahjinCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventures of Lucahjin

Adventures, hot, age, LucahjinCraft, lucahjin

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas starts chasing you! Or how about the time when a player built a rollercoaster that launched you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best SMP you’ll ever join!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a mysterious VTuber who is actually a time-traveling wizard in disguise. Rumor has it that they can summon lightning storms at will and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Blocky Bedlam: Settler Showdown

international relations, Women, violence, religious extremism, hate crime

come join our minecraft server where extremist settlers attack Israeli-Arab women and children in the West Bank for FUN! we have the craziest pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land like a true savage. build your own settlements and defend them from crazy settlers with outrageous weapons like exploding sheep and flying pigs. join us for the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of minecraft!

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UglyCraft: Embrace the Blocky Beauty!

UglyCraft, Personality, inner beauty, attractiveness, nonconformity

Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where being unattractive is actually an advantage! Our pixelated world is filled with mobs who are so ugly, you’ll fit right in! Plus, our community is full of players who appreciate your inner beauty (or lack thereof). So come join us and embrace your inner creeper!

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Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

social behavior, wary, fear, political affiliation, avoidance

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

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Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

VCC, virtual, NSFWGogoLoco, Male/boy model list, lewd

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

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Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

world news, state-sanctioned violence, death penalty, global affairs, international news

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

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CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, video game, underrated game, console, Overlooked

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

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Begum’s Blocky Adventure

appeal denied, legal battle, Begums, international law, Shamima Begum

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

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Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

past relationships, painful memories, Exs, Server, toxic relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

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