Blockquotepshoot MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

chimping out, girl, Minecraft, unusual child, suspicious behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

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GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

primitive mob, Stereotypes, MONEY, GentlemenCraft, resilience

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

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FameCraft Minecraft Server

entertainment industry, japs, Acting, pop culture, Famecraft

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

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DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Support, Prioritizing, Marriage, Conflict Resolution, Frustration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

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SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

trust issues, Communication, family dynamics, moving forward, building trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

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Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

wisdom, Server, Mess, not to be trifled with, Minecraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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VanishingVibesMC

UNNOTICED, extinct product, lost in time, ghost company, Abandoned

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

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HolyCraftAbuse

Victims, Justice, allegations, HolyCraftAbuse, Priest

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Nukeproof Ocean Salvage

Salvage, Nukeproof, Ocean

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE IS SCARED TO PLAY ON IT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE, AND OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN! PLUS, IF YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN CARROTS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, THAT IS!

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MagicShroomMadness

cognitive function, Self, brain influence, Space, trip

hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like takin a trip on magic mushrooms, but without the weird hallucinations (unless u want that, then we got u covered).

our server is so lit that it will distort ur sense of space, time, and self, just like those psychedelic compounds in magic mushrooms. u’ll be buildin ur virtual world one minute, and the next minute u’ll be wonderin if u are actually a blocky character in a pixelated universe.

join us for a mind-bending experience that will have u questionin reality itself. and hey, if u ever get lost in the virtual world, just remember to follow the rainbow sheep to find ur way back home. trust me, those rainbow sheep know all the secrets of the universe.

so what are u waitin for? come join our server and let’s get trippy together! 🍄🌈🐑 #minecraftmagic #rainbowsheep #blockyadventures

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