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have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding around you! Join us if you want to have consensual relationships with a bunch of players and be hailed as a hero for surviving the chaos of our server.

We have epic battles, crazy pranks, and alliances that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes appearances to stir up trouble.

So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it involves taking on a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime

Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter dates, daughter-in-law drama, exclusion, extended family, fair treatment, FairPlayTime, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family outing, family unity, generational differences, in-law relationships, MomzillaInvasion, mother bonding time, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parental relationships, sibling outing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.

But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.

And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!

GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

broken promises, bureaucratic inefficiency, Corruption, economic mismanagement, failed policies, Government failure, government scandals, GovtFailCraft, ineffective governance, lack of accountability, lack of progress, lack of transparency, leadership crisis, Minecraft, policy failures, political incompetence, political instability, Political unrest, poor decision making, public disillusionment, public dissatisfaction, Server, social inequality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

BlockyMythBusters

BlockyMythBusters, collective delusions, common fallacies, common misconceptions, common misunderstandings, conventional wisdom, cultural assumptions, cultural stereotypes, general assumptions, mainstream opinions, popular beliefs, Popular misconceptions, prevailing beliefs, societal misconceptions, societal norms, traditional beliefs, traditional values, widely accepted truths, widely believed myths, widely held beliefs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

austerity measures, bailout, debt crisis, debt repayment, Debt2Growth, economic growth, economic turnaround, Economy, european economy, european union, eurozone, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal responsibility, greece, growth, loan repayment ahead of schedule, loans, Minecraft, Recovery, Repayment, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!

PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure

Adventure, Alliance, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Kremlin, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, putin, PutinCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean government, summit, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Votes:	1284	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures

VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Caesarean section, Complications, Covid-19 vaccination, CSections, Effectiveness, health, hypertension, immunity, maternal health, Maternity care., medical study, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, Risks, stress, study, vaccination, VaxxedMomsCraft, Virus

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	213	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

GovnoCraft Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.18, donat, GovnoCraft, GRIFFER, Minecraft, Pets, Prices, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	9607	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

45.93.200.21:25587

[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Votes:	9760
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	610293	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to Picnic!

Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

Community Rules

We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

picnicnet.xyz

BigBlockz Minecraft Server

big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4002	Crops Grown:	1577
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	6383

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!