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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4280 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 437 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.
you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!