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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

Access, active services, blocking internet access, blocky, CREEPERS, cybersecurity, efficient software management, Firewall, FlexNet, internet blocking, internet security, IT solutions, licensing service, McBlockface, network security, performance issues, secure internet access, software control, software licensing, software licensing solutions, Software Management, software restrictions, software security, virtual machine, web

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

Lunchtime Creeper Minecraft Server

Country, creeper, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Daily Life, daily routine, Diversity, food habits, jew, lunch, lunch break, lunch habits, lunch ritual, lunchtime, mealtime, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Observation, religious beliefs, religious customs, religious practices, Server, social norms

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mines Excavated:	4544	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a Jew eat lunch in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world just like this guy watching that Jew chow down on some falafel. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a surprise appearance from that lunch-eating Jew! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server – the only way to find out is to join us now!

VillainVibes Minecraft Server

Antagonist, antagonist awareness, antiheroes, Awareness, bad guys, Character development, Conflict, Ethics, Fiction, Minecraft, morality, narrative twists, realization, realization of evil, Redemption, redemption arc, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-realization, Server, storytelling, Villains, VillainVibes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	New Chunks Explored:	294765
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bad guys are actually the good guys! Join us for a twisted adventure where the creepers are your allies and the zombies just want to give you a hug.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can trade with a friendly Enderman who just wants to swap for some cake?

But beware, the villagers are up to no good and the chickens are plotting a rebellion. Can you navigate this crazy world and come out on top? Join us and find out if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bad guys are the ones you want on your side.

Dad’s RIP Minecraft Server

coming out, Dads, Emotional healing, estrangement, family dynamics, family relationships, father’s funeral, favoritism, forgiveness, funeral attendance, Gay, Grief, LGBTQ, long distance family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rejection, religious upbringing, RIP, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, strict parent, support system

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	123

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest block-filled world you’ll ever experience!

Join us and escape the drama of real life, just like this player who ditched their family drama to take care of their grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore?

Forget about attending funerals, come build epic structures and battle zombies with us instead! Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can be whoever you want to be.

So, why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

BoomerLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap relationships, BoomerLove, Challenges, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Experience, generational differences, judgment, life stages, long-term commitment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partner, perspective, romance, Server, societal norms, unconventional relationships, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	1891
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with experienced builders who can create entire cities in a single day! Plus, if you’ve ever dated someone 20 plus years older, you’ll fit right in with our community of seasoned veterans who know all the tricks to surviving in the world of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, creeper explosions, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who knows their way around a crafting table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of dating someone who can actually protect you from zombies in the virtual world!

BillionaireBlockParty

1 billion dollars, BillionaireBlockParty, designer clothes, excessive spending, exclusive memberships, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fancy restaurants, Financial Security, high-end electronics, lavish vacations, luxury cars, Mansions, material possessions, not buying, private jets, rare art pieces, unnecessary gadgets, unnecessary items, wise investments, yachts

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	959	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to win even more diamonds than you can imagine. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret diamond mine that never runs out.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of emeralds that he’s just dying to share with you.

So why waste your billion dollars on anything else when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the diamond-filled adventures begin!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Cold War legacy, Cuban-Russian relations, CubanCraft, Cubans, defense cooperation, diplomatic visit, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, Havana, international relations, maritime security, military deployment, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, naval exercises, naval fleet, nuclear-powered submarine, Russian warships, Server, strategic alliance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have russian warships and nuclear submarines arriving in havana next week! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself, mining diamonds while dodging missiles, and building your base in the shadow of a nuclear sub. it’s gonna be a blast, quite literally! so hop on board and join the chaos, because this server is not for the faint of heart. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we’ve created. see you there, comrade!

KiddieCraft UN Blacklist

Blacklist, Child protection, children, children’s rights, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, conflict zones, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, KiddieCraft, MIDDLE EAST, peacekeeping efforts, united nations, United Nations blacklist, United Nations investigation, United Nations report, United Nations resolution, United Nations sanctions, War Crimes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Emeralds Found:	903
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	260

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!

CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest

#newborns, body autonomy, circumcision, CircumCraft, cosmetic procedure, cultural tradition, Cut, Foreskin, genital health, genital mutilation, genital surgery, health risks, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical necessity, parental consent, personal choice, religious practice, REST, unnecessary procedure

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5043	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!

EnzymeInhibitorCraft

balance restoration, brain health, enzyme inhibitor, enzyme therapy, EnzymeInhibitorCraft, excitation, inhibition, lipid activation, lipid metabolism, mental disorders, mental health, neural circuits, neural pathways, neurological disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pharmacology, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, symptom alleviation, Treatment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang!

Finding Peace in Chaos: Serenity SMP, Where PvP is the Norm on Bedrock Edition

base, bedrock, border, Chaos, crossplay, Discord, Edition, Farms, finding, Geyser, Ip:, java, Lag, multiplayer, Nether, norm, Overworld, Peace, PORT, PvP, Raided, rules, semi anarchy, Serenity, Server, smp, Spawn, Survival, Wild

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	2088
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Serenity SMP
This is a Minecraft Bedrock Survival Multiplayer Server.
Serenity SMP aims to build a survival server only for bedrock users, we believe geyser software creates lag so serenity doesn’t allow crossplay for java users.
IP: serenitysmp.online
Port: 19132
discord : https://discord.gg/MmaPR6n9fY
IN-GAME RULES:
Players can no longer build multi-dimensional farms (i.e nether -> overworld gold farm). Players can no longer build any portal-ticking farm at all. Overworld border has been limited to 100k 100k. Nether border has been limited to 12,500.
Note : Please do not make your base anywhere near spawn or in any /wild spot, you’ll get raided.

FAQ

Q: Can Java players join Serenity SMP?

A: No, Serenity SMP is only for Bedrock users and does not allow Java players due to potential lag caused by crossplay.

Q: What are the in-game rules regarding farms on Serenity SMP?

A: Players are not allowed to build multi-dimensional farms or any portal-ticking farms. The overworld border is limited to 100k 100k and the Nether border is limited to 12,500.

Q: Where should I build my base on Serenity SMP?

A: It is recommended to not build your base near spawn or in any /wild spot to avoid being raided.