🔥blocking internet access Minecraft Servers

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, aita, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	356
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3549
Void Gems Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

#Automotive, all wheel drive, attractive, automobile, CAR, coupe, design, Fast, horsepower, japanese, luxury, Minecraft, Performance, Sedan, Server, Sexy, SexySubaru, Sleek, sporty, stylish, subaru, Turbo, turbocharged, Vehicle

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	66
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, FromSoftware, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, Minecraft, Miyazaki, open world, patch notes, Red Bull Event, RPG, Server, Souls-Like, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	New Chunks Explored:	265226
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Crops Grown:	9520
Villages Defended:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Star Shards Collected:	285	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4080	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

Animal Behavior, animal captivity, animal rights, animal welfare, Captivity, captivity effects, free, Free Willy, Keiko, marine animal behavior, marine mammals, orca behavior, orca captivity, orca conservation, orca intelligence, orca pod, orca rehabilitation, orca release, OrcaCraft, orcas, Revenge, treatment of animals, wild animals, Willys

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Votes:	8901
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!