Blockheads MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blockheads R Us

never ending, Perpetual, debate, disagreement, eternal question

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal debate – cats vs. dogs! That’s right, on our server, you must choose a side and fight for the honor of your furry friends.

Join Team Cat and roam the land with your feline companions, using your superior agility and stealth to outsmart your opponents. Or join Team Dog and unleash the power of your loyal canine companions, using their strength and loyalty to dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where players must compete in a taco-eating contest to win epic prizes. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the virtual club where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a cat person, then maybe you will).

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Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

local ], CREEPERS, athletes, Passion, location

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

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Blockheads United: Where addiction to pixels is totally acceptable! (18+)

acceptable, RAM, Friendly, pixels, United

Server Name:	BLA Minecraft Server
Server Type:	Community oriented
Games available:	One block server, SMP, Flatworld Creative, Secret Life, Minigames
Other Activities:	Stardew Valley, D&D sessions
Discord:	kij5
Application Server Link:	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the application process like?	The application process is in place to prevent griefers and Xrayers from joining the server. It has been successful in keeping the server clean for 2 years now.
What are some of the server features?	Some of the features include an active community, shopping district with a diamond economy, Dynamap for all servers, 64gb RAM for SMP, 24/7 uptime with minimal lag, mature playerbase, regular events, and helpful staff.
Is the server suitable for new players?	Yes, the community is very friendly and welcoming to new players. Even if you’re not sure, it’s encouraged to give it a try and experience it for yourself.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Absolutely! The server has a variety of game modes and activities where you can enjoy with your friends.

Blockheads R Us

confusion, mental processes, speculation, Blockheads, Interpretation

Welcome to our insanity-infused Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Build a giant toilet as your base, ride flying pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance-offs with other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Steve the Sparkly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with rainbows and glitter bombs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience mind-blowing absurdity like never before. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you on our server!

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Blockheads R Us

White, White boys, look like this, this.., look

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

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Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

Authorship, writing community, creativity matters, Blockheads, artistic vision

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

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Blockheads and Bedrock: Where Minecraft and Stereotypes Collide

ignorance, racism, systemic racism, bedrock, Oppression

Welcome to our totally not racist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unintentional racism!

Our server is so racist that even the creepers are discriminated against! But don’t worry, we provide equal opportunities for all mobs to blow up your creations.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being judged solely based on your block placement skills. Who needs diversity when you can have a server full of identical dirt houses?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special colonizer roleplay event where you can conquer new lands and spread your problematic ideologies!

So come on down to our problematic paradise and see for yourself why you’re racist! Join now and receive a free ban for every microaggression you commit!

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Non-Toxic Blockheads

socially conscious, equality, Gamers, accepting, non-bigoted

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

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Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

forum, critical thinking, online behavior, digital literacy, sarcasm

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

job responsibilities, PROFESSIONAL, Blockheads, Guessing, employment

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

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