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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2487 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!