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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6687 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
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