Log Slide Lols

logs, Messy, BLOCKAGE, TOILET, Waste

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

Plumbing, Sewer, wet wipes, BLOCKAGE, PottyPlays

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

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PBNF 3 season server minecraft

PBNF, Server, Minecraft, 3 season

95.217.38.112:36019

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One Of Us SMP – Origins + Magic

hermitcraft, 16+, Discord, season 1, International

One Of Us Minecraft Server

Description	One Of Us SMP is a community-driven Minecraft server focused on fostering friendships and fun hangouts. The server offers a modded Minecraft experience with a touch of magic using various mods.
Season	Season 1: Origins & Magic
Main Mods	Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks Apotheosis Ars Nouveau

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the One Of Us Minecraft Server?

To join the server, you will need to visit the Discord server and follow the instructions provided for whitelisting and obtaining the necessary mods.

What are the general server rules?

A space for many languages: English is the main language, but other languages are welcome. Dedicated channels can be created for different languages.
Prank hard, but clean-up harder (Minecraft-specific): Pranks are allowed in good faith, but must not be malicious. Cleanup is necessary afterwards.
Respect other people’s possessions and builds: Griefing, stealing, and destruction without consent are not allowed.
No inappropriate buildings: Offensive or inappropriate content is not permitted.
No slurs, no excessive swearing: Respectful language is required, and excessive swearing is discouraged.
No spamming or advertising: Spamming can result in a temporary mute.
No inappropriate messages or media: NSFW content is prohibited.

Eternal Echoes 1.20.1

traumatic experience, Support, Mental well-being, emotional scars, Trauma

Yo bro, if you wanna forget about your traumatic past, come join our Minecraft server! We got pixelated pigs that will make you forget all about your problems. Plus, our virtual world is so lit, you’ll be too busy building epic castles to even remember why you were traumatized in the first place. Trust me, you won’t even have time to think about your past when you’re too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers. So come on, join us and leave that trauma in the dust!

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ExHospitalVisits

bed ridden, friendship, ex, Support, car accident

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions just like this 25F who visited her high school ex in the hospital!

We promise insane fights, unexpected disappearances, and accusations of cheating just for visiting a friend in need. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated argument with your partner over visiting an ex in the hospital too. It’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of cheating for showing compassion. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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RedditLearnsMC SMP

reddit, Forums, Engaging, INTERESTING, valuable

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!

So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

losing patience, running out of patience, Die, exasperation, #impatience

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

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Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

world leaders, international relations, Zelensky, Politics, russia

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

Poland, remarks, Politics, Tusk, germany

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

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One Of Us Minecraft Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the One Of Us Minecraft Server?

What are the general server rules?