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Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9154	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	1366
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Potions Brewed:	122	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	4602
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Void Gems Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.