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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5673 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
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