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IdiotCraft SMP

idiot, MISTAKES, MARRIED, regret, partner

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

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Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server

classic, Shining Force 3, fantasy world, retro gaming, Nostalgia

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Force, where you’ll battle dragons, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Shining Force 3 references to keep you entertained.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon creepers at will (but don’t worry, he’s on our side).

But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: a horde of players charging into battle on the backs of flying pigs, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a thirst for victory. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the game, gamers!

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Excited4Crafting

goal tracking, success, Smart goals, AMBITION, goal achievement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most exciting place to be!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Or maybe you’re more interested in our annual Ender Dragon Racing Tournament, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging fireballs and TNT explosions. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

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Love Block Adventures

long-term commitment, sexual compatibility, sexual frequency, long-term relationships, older couples

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!

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I Btc Max Minecraft SMP

Max, Minecraft, btc, smp

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player who goes by the name “I btc max”. This player is known for hoarding all the diamonds on the server and building massive, gaudy statues of themselves out of gold blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of players who call themselves the “Chicken Army”. They roam the server dressed in full chicken suits, clucking menacingly and challenging anyone who crosses their path to a chicken duel. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to fend off the chicken army and watch out for “I btc max” and their diamond hoarding ways. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

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Vanglorian Network

mmorpg, Survival, Roleplay, MCMMO, Race

MMORPG server with well-developed progression and much more! Progress with your class and race, build your kingdom the way you want and survive unique monsters and bosses!

131.153.30.66:26382

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Oblivion Kits

Community, pvp server, Arena, strategy, Battles

Welcome to Oblivion Kits, the ultimate Kit PvP server where epic battles and strategy reign supreme! Dive into a dynamic arena where you can select from a wide array of custom kits, each designed to offer a unique combat experience. Sharpen your skills, team up with friends, or go solo to climb the leaderboards and prove your dominance. With regular updates, balanced gameplay, and a thriving community, Oblivion Kits promises endless action and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer eager to test your mettle, Oblivion Kits is the place to unleash your competitive spirit!

oblivion.minecra.fr:25767

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CreepyCraft: Parent Edition

Parent, underage drinking consequences, monitoring technology, tough love, father daughter relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your daughter away from creepy dads and bad influences? Look no further than our server! We promise no underage drinking or sketchy truck rides here!

Join our server for a safe and fun environment where you can trust that your daughter won’t be pressured into skipping school or getting drunk. Our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build and explore without any drama.

Forget about worrying over Life360 locations or sneaky text messages – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, your daughter will thank you for it! Just don’t tell her we spilled the beans about her sneaky adventures 😉

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CraftyConMIL Minecraft Server

financial manipulation, birthday present, manipulative mother, grandson, husband

Are you tired of dealing with manipulative in-laws who only care about themselves and their sob stories? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from selfish mother-in-laws who constantly ask for money for ridiculous things like cigarettes and car payments for cars they don’t even drive. Say goodbye to driving hours to pick them up just for them to make up fake excuses to not see your kids – on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs all that unnecessary stress when you can just mine for diamonds instead?

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Cool Cat Minecraft SMP

smp, purring, Feline, Companionship, kitty

Are you a crazy cat person who can’t get enough of those adorable feline friends? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is overrun with cats of all shapes and sizes, from fluffy Persians to mischievous Siamese. But here’s the catch – these aren’t your average Minecraft cats. No, these cats have special abilities like shooting laser beams from their eyes and summoning fish out of thin air. Join our SMP and become the ultimate cat whisperer, commanding an army of super-powered kitties to take over the world! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cat-tastic chaos begin!

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