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Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

Adventure, Arena, Average, battle, BUILD, Claims, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Fun, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Protection, Ranks, Safeguard, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sloths, Slow, Survival, Ultimate, vibrant

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?	Version 1.20.6 and later
What features does the server offer?	Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?	Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

MysteryCraft Server

Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic beliefs, enigmatic culture, enigmatic customs, enigmatic destination, enigmatic history, enigmatic land, enigmatic nation, enigmatic people, enigmatic place, enigmatic practices, enigmatic society, enigmatic traditions, Foreign, International, misunderstood country, Mysterious, MysteryCraft, perplexing, puzzling, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!

Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!

TrapMasterSteve Minecraft SMP

acting like the trapper, Minecraft, pretending to be the trapper, smp, TrapMasterSteve, trapper, trapper actions, trapper anecdotes, trapper behavior, trapper character, trapper cosplay, trapper experiences, trapper flashbacks, trapper imitations, trapper impersonations, trapper incidents, trapper memories, trapper mimicry, trapper moments, trapper reflections, trapper roleplay, trapper scenarios, trapper stories

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Items Found:	2470	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crops Grown:	3985	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	820143

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!

But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!

NephewRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, babysit, children, Comments.., confusion, decision, English, family, Fight, hurtful, Language, Let it go, Minecraft, nephew, NephewRage, parents, post, refusing, relationship, Server, sister, Statement

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and zombies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous escapades.

Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.

Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?

So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!

FiancéFollyCraft

AITAH, body changes, body positivity, Communication, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, fiancé’s comments, FiancéFollyCraft, mental health, partner support, past trauma, postpartum, Pregnancy, reacting, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, self-image, toxic relationship, weight struggles

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1285
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Towns Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!

Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!

WeddingBellsMC SMP

advice, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Honesty, long lasting marriage, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage tips, newlyweds, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly married to each other in-game. That’s right, we host weekly in-game weddings complete with diamond rings and cake! Join us for the most epic love story you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a whole server full of newlyweds to give you advice? So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

GeneticLotteryCraft

athletes, athleticism, chance, Competition, genetic lottery, GeneticLotteryCraft, genetics, LUCK, natural ability, Performance, physical ability, Physical fitness, rules, skill, Sport, sports, sports rules, Sportsmanship, success, talent, Training

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that mining for diamonds is basically just a genetic lottery with some rules attached! Join us for a chance to strike it rich in our virtual world, where the odds are in your favor (or not, depending on your luck stat).

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!

KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, embargo, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, missile technology, News, Politics, restrictions, shadows, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

FridgeSpaceSaverCraft

condiment containers, condiment storage, decluttering, efficient storage, food preservation, food waste prevention, fridge organization, fridge space saver, FridgeSpaceSaverCraft, household tips, ketchup, Kitchen organization, kitchen storage, Minimalism, pickle jars, self-minimizing, space optimization, space-hoggers, sustainable living, toothpaste containers, volume reduction

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3645
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Players Killed by Monsters:	9784
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	4937

join this cray cray minecraft server where ketchup bottles magically shrink as you use them, just like toothpaste tubes! it’s like living in a wacky kitchen world where the fridge is a magical place full of surprises.

imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

TickBlockerCraft

allergic reactions, allergic reactions to red meat, alpha-gal syndrome, animal studies, climate-induced habitat expansion, environmental factors, findings, food allergies, humans, immunotherapy, intravenous delivery, lone star tick bites, medical breakthrough, Mice, Nanoparticles, nanoparticles research, red meat, research, tick-borne diseases, TickBlockerCraft, University of Michigan

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9544	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
New Chunks Explored:	821712	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever been munchin’ on a juicy burger and then BAM, you get hit with a tick bite allergy? Well, fear no more, ’cause our Minecraft server got them fancy nanoparticles that can block them pesky allergic reactions!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.

And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!