Bloatpocalypse Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmileAndForgiveMC

ANNOY, Confidence, empowerment, forgiveness, forgiving, Haters, haters gonna hate, inner peace, inner strength, let go, Move on, positive vibes, positivity, positivity wins, resilience, rise above, self love, SmileAndForgiveMC, smiling, spread love, strength

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runes Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

u kno wat else annoys ur haters? joining this epic minecraft server! why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds! yep, u heard me right. imagine flying around on a diamond poopin pig while ur haters watch in jealousy. not only that, but we also have a secret underground club where u can party with famous minecraft youtubers like steve and alex. and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. so come join us and show ur haters who’s boss by smiling and forgiving them while riding a diamond poopin pig. u won’t regret it!

MasterBed Minecraft Server

comfortable sleeping position, master chief death pose, MasterBed, Minecraft, pose B, Server, sleep comfort, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep position preference, sleep positions, sleep posture, sleep preferences, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleeping habits, sleeping patterns, sleeping position, sleeping position habits, sleeping style

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sleeps like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who sleep in the master chief death pose! That’s right, if you’re not contorting your body into a ridiculous position while you sleep, then you’re not welcome here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pose B sleepers. These brave souls have mastered the art of sleeping in the most bizarre and uncomfortable positions imaginable. Join us and learn their secrets, or better yet, challenge them to a sleep-off and see who can hold the most ridiculous pose all night long.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level (literally, because you’ll be sleeping on the floor), then come join us on our server. Just remember to stretch before bed, because things are about to get weird.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

Bad Gyal Shawty, Call My Friend, dance music, european music, Eurovision, Eurovision Song Contest, international music, Italia, Italian culture, Italian Euro Song, Italian Music, Italian Pop, italy, Mafia, Minecraft, Music, new song, Pizzacraft, pop music, Server, Spaghetti Mafia, wagwan

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	670	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to the most spaghetti-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become part of the Spaghetti Mafia, where we take our pasta very seriously. Our bad gyal shawties will show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this Italian-inspired world.

But be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground pasta lair where players can challenge each other to spaghetti eating contests. Winners get a lifetime supply of marinara sauce!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure filled with carbs, chaos, and plenty of laughs. It’s gonna be a pasta party you won’t want to miss!

HubbyHuntsNotHotMobs

attraction, body image, Boundaries, Brewery, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, family, Honesty, HubbyHuntsNotHotMobs, husband, Marriage, mental health, night out, parenting, physical health, postpartum, relationship, Respect, Restaurant, self esteem, weight gain

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is key! Just like this husband who always keeps his wife in the loop about his attractions to other women, we believe in open communication. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected revelations and emotional outbursts.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations and have a good cry, just like the wife who finally snapped after her husband’s constant comments about other women. Let it all out and release that pent-up anger in a safe and supportive environment.

Experience the thrill of slamming your hands on the table and telling someone to shut the eff up, just like this wife did in a moment of pure rage. Let your emotions run wild as you navigate through our virtual world filled with surprises and unexpected twists.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, from emotional breakdowns to silent rides home. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the A-hole. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server!

HotForBlocks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

What would your keyboard complete: “I get hot for blocks”? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where blocks are hotter than lava! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

CraftyEurosEntrance

bild, border control, CraftyEurosEntrance, European Championship, european football, EUROS, football tournament, germany, immigration control, security alert, security breach, security concerns, security measures, sports event, unauthorised entries, unauthorized access, unauthorized access detection, unauthorized immigrants, unauthorized individuals, unauthorized persons, unauthorized visitors

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7733
Void Armor Forged:	14	Towns Built:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

DictatorCraft: Rule the Blocks!

AUTHORITY, Behavior, blocks, conformity, control, crazy person, dictator, DictatorCraft, Dictatorship, Government, influence, leadership, Manipulation, mental health, obedience, Oppression, Politics, power, Psychology, rule, social dynamics, society, tyranny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can be the dictator of ur own world! tell ur friends what to do and watch as they follow ur every command like mindless zombies! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, or maybe a diamond fist if ur feeling fancy.

we have insane events like the annual llama race where u can ride ur trusty llama steed to victory and claim the title of llama king! or join our weekly spleef tournaments where u can battle it out with ur friends in a epic game of block-breaking madness.

but beware, there are dangers lurking in the shadows of our server. from deadly creepers to sneaky griefers, u never know what might happen next. so grab ur sword and shield and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

so why wait? join our server now and become the ultimate dictator of ur own minecraft world! who needs therapy when u have absolute power, right?

AnimeCraft Minecraft Server

Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime fansubs, anime genre, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime review, anime season, Anime Series, AnimeCraft, best anime, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must watch, nobody watched, Popular Anime, Server, this season, Top Anime, Underrated

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as underrated as the best anime this season that nobody watched? Look no further! Our server is like that hidden gem anime that only true connoisseurs appreciate. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs mainstream when you can have a server that’s so underground, it’s practically in the Earth’s core? Join now and be part of the elite few who truly understand greatness!

MineCrafty Mischief Server

Blockchain, bull market, Coin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, ethereum, finance, hate, investing, Investment, market, market trends, minecrafty, Mischief, outside, Potential, retards, Septembear, September, Server, Summer, summer activities, Trading

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1563
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Confrontation, difficult decisions, Drama, emotional turmoil, ex girlfriend, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Invitation, long-lost brother, loyalty, Minecraft, mixed emotions, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and betrayal that will make your jaw drop!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your long-lost brother, who you haven’t seen in over 22 years, is getting married. But wait, it gets better – his bride-to-be is none other than your ex-girlfriend of 9 years! And to top it all off, your brother reveals that she cheated on you with him! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the most outrageous family reunion you’ll ever experience. Will you attend the wedding and witness your ex saying “I do” to your own brother? Or will you stand your ground and refuse to be a part of this crazy love triangle? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!